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Farewell Rick Santorum! Thanks For All Your Help!

Seriously! Now that he’s “suspending” his campaign (and what’s with that anyway? If you’re leaving the race, just leave! Don’t pretend you might come back), all liberals and moderates should be absolutely grateful to Rick Santorum (and the rest of the “religious” candidates like Bachmann and Perry). He elevated the discourse from “what Republicans say they believe in” to “what Republicans actually believe in.”

A year ago, I could scream myself blue about the fact that the anti-abortion movement was a smoke screen for the real goal: getting rid of contraceptives and the right to privacy. Roe v. Wade was just a stepping stone to Griswold v. Connecticut. Conservatives and Republicans don’t just want to tell you who to have sex with but how to have sex. Rick Santorum runs for president, becomes a potential winner and lo and behold, suddenly we’re hearing the right denounce the evils of birth control pills. 

A year ago, no one took seriously the idea that conservatives really wanted to run the country according to the Bible. Now, Republicans won’t shut up about it.

There’s more but you get the point. As the GOP base shrinks and homogenizes, they’ve stopped pretending they’re not racist, misogynistic, homophobic Bible thumpin’ theocrats looking out for #1. Specifically, the 1%. And that’s just great for America. Let the public decide based on the right’s true positions instead of the phony ones they’ve been lying about for decades.

Good luck with that, GOP and thank you so much for being sort of honest for once in your miserable, petty, little life, Rick. 

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9 thoughts on “Farewell Rick Santorum! Thanks For All Your Help!

  1. I absolutely agree.

    Also, you probably now this, but the reason they “suspend” a campaign instead of ending it is because they can legally still accept donations if it’s just suspended. So they just bilk people for more money to get out of debt and to fund other candidates if they so choose.

  2. James on said:

    I dunno if I’m quite as thrilled that he’s left. Yet. I kinda liked that he kept the discourse skewed so hopelessly to the right that the presumptive nominee had to keep tap dancing to keep up. Now he can breathe a sigh of relief and go back to being a “centrist” who might actually be electable.
    Don’t get me wrong, I will not miss the hateful babble sprwing out of Mr. “Frothy Mixture”‘s homophobic mouth. I just really liked seeing the GOP being isolated to the rabid 30% whose little minds are permanently set.

  3. Wow thats pretty slimey if he can still get donations. I thought he was chosen by God as the one to bring about the golden age of Earth, looks like someone’s a little bit delusional. Ah, wait what about the Santorum girls on youtube, we need their input on this!

  4. terri on said:

    Lmao! I reaally enjoy reading your sh$t! Its real and entertaingly hilarious. Bye sanitarium…it was a real scary ride and were glad its over!

  5. Brandy Ranly on said:

    I pity you. I’m a conservative and my views are Biblically based. I don’t believe in government sponsored killing (abortion). I don’t believe in sex before marriage, same sex relationships, or communism. I do believe in Hell, Heaven, God, Jesus, and Satan. I will pray for you. I don’t know what kind of experience you have had to make you despise real Christians, or if someone has claimed to be a Christian but really wasn’t, but realize what lies in our hearts pours out from our mouths. You are spewing some vile loathsome words, and I truly feel sorry for you. What if your wrong and God and Satan are real? As I said in the beginning of this reply I don’t believe in those things, but sadly they are true.

    • There is nothing in the Bible that prohibits abortion and, in fact, states explicitly that a unborn child is not the equivalent of a human being. Just because YOU do not believe in sex before marriage does not give you the right to dictate that to others nor does your lack of “belief” in same sex marriages. Muslims and Jews do not believe in eating pork. Do they have the right to tell you not to eat it as well? Of course not. Do they even have the right to harass you about it? No. You don’t believe in communism? Good,neither do I! Humans aren’t smart enough to control an economy to that degree and probably never will be. Good thing liberals aren;t looking for that. What we ARE looking for is what Jesus preached: to feed the hungry and heal the sick without asking for payment. Do YOU want that? You can’t if you’re a conservative that votes Republican. Republicans and conservatives have explicitly stated that the poor and hungry and sick should just help themselves. Yup, you’re a real Christian all right. A real conservative one, which makes you about as “Christian” as Mitt Romney.

      • sarahtdl on said:

        Well, then we have many to choose from. Maybe Matt is real, and if the feather of your soul doesn’t ballance on her scales, then you shall be thrown to a devouring monster. Or perhaps you’ve not done honors to Zeus and his children, and you shall dwell in Tartaros forever more. Or maybe if you have done grave crimes in the tradition of the Buddha, then you will be condemed to Avīci…..all of these which exsisted in texts long before the bible was written down.

        If we’re going to play the “What if God and the Devil Exist” and by the previous statments you mean the God and Devil as presented in Christian Mythos, then we have to play the “What if any religion is right and YOU are wrong” card. Or the “What if you’re just following a book with no more or less truth than any thousands of deities and mythos that came before or after it.”

        So really, that question holds very little value.

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