But You Just Got Here Springtime!
It’s going to hit 85 degrees here in NYC. In mid-April. Since the end of October we had less than two inches of snow. In NEW YORK CITY we had a winter with essentially no snow. What the hell is the summer going to be like? It’s a good thing Fox News says there is no such thing as Climate Change. Can you imagine how crazy it would be if the weather went all wonky? There would be heat waves and droughts in areas that don’t traditionally have them, extreme weather events like tornadoes in highly unusual places like Queens and all kinds of madness! Fortunately, nothing like the stuff scientists have been predicting for years ever happens.