Ultimate Douchebag Of The Day: Miami-Dade Fire Captain Brian Beckmann
The first of its kind, the Ultimate Douchebag award is only given to those who have perfected the art of douchebaggery. Miami-Dade fire captain Brian Beckmann is one such person for the following statement posted on his Facebook account:
“Listening to Prosecutor Corey blow herself and her staff for five minutes before pre-passing judgment on George Zimmerman. The state seeks reelection again, truth aside. I and my coworkers could rewrite the book on whether our urban youths are victims of racist profiling or products of their failed, shitbag, ignorant, pathetic, welfare dependent excuses for parents, but like Mrs. Corey, we speak only the truth. They’re just misunderstood little church going angels and the ghetto hoodie look doesn’t have anything to do with why people wonder if they’re about to get jacked by a thug.”
The sheer racism involved is mind boggling. First, it was a residential neighborhood far from the “urban centers” he appears to loathe. Second, both of Martin’s parents have jobs but, in Beckmann’s defense, they are black so obviously they must collect welfare. Oh wait, no, they do not. Third, as a public servant, Beckmann does not have the right to be openly racist despite his insistence that he is protected by the First Amendment. Such a person cannot be trusted to act in the best interest of the failed, shitbag, ignorant, pathetic, welfare dependent excuses under his jurisdiction and is unworthy of the public’s trust.
For revealing yourself to be so immune to basic human compassion that an unarmed 17 year old must have deserved to be shot by a man with a history of violence and racism for no other reason than he was wearing a fucking hoodie, something that Fox News used to sell to its overwhelmingly white audience until it became magically symbolic of everything wrong with the black community, Congratulations soon to be unemployed fire captain Brian Beckmann! You are the ULTIMATE Douchebag of the Day!