Sleepy Time Thought: Liberals Made Me Do It!!! 5/14/2012
The paranoid world of the conservative is a wonder to behold. In 2010, they elected teabaggers and other assorted “patriots” because they were going to work on JOBS, dammit! Instead, they spend all of their time passing laws against abortion, Planned Parenthood, contraceptives, gay marriage, etc. This is both at the state AND federal levels. As a result of dragging Medieval social politics into the center of the debate, the right lost control of the narrative and got their asses kicked. The country is moving inexorably to the left on these issues just as it always has and they no longer serve as a winning strategy.
What’s a conservative to do? Blame it on the liberals, of course! Liberals forced the GOP to pass all those laws in the Republican dominated House and state Senates across the country. Liberals forced Rush Limbaugh to call women who use contraception “prostitutes” and “sluts.” Liberals forced Rick Santorum to base his entire campaign on putting women back in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.
We’re the guilty party! We have total control over the right’s agenda!
Bet you had no idea we were so powerful, right?
Sleep tight you filthy liberal scum!